Rich Lowry's Homicidal Moment

Rich "Sparkle Pants" Lowry, National Review editor, Fox News contributor and President emeritus of the Sarah Palin Fan Club, seems bent on proving how strict adherence to a paleo-conservative diet can have deleterious effects on a young man's maturation, intelligence and judgment.

One of Lowry's thought leader gigs last week was co-hosting a panel discussion on immigration policy at Jim DeMint's Temple of Conservative Orthodoxy, the Heritage Foundation.

This was the panel's stated assignment:

The crisis at our southern border is intensifying. President Obama’s failure to faithfully administer our immigration laws has handcuffed our border agents, jeopardizing the lives of those we entrust to maintain security and stability in the area. Just as troubling is the unprecedented wave of unaccompanied minors crossing the border from El Salvador, Honduras and Guatemala.

Unfortunately administrative amnesty and talk of comprehensive immigration reform have only escalated the situation. So, what steps should we take to alleviate this crisis?

Of course, many conservative lawmakers, addressing the recent crisis of refugee children at the border, have already come up with fresh new approaches to "The New Politics of Immigration," stopping short of actual legislation, of course.

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