According to this year's narrative, America's new arch-enemy, IS or ISIL or ISIS as you prefer, have recently discovered the tactical value of our famously porous south-west border. They have most likely culled that information from online forums and hashtags frequented by Central American children urging their friends and neighbors to join them in America: Land of Opportunity. Apparently, though, this intel has inspired ISIS' leaders to open yet another front in the battle for the Worldwide Caliphate by invading Texas via Juarez. Fortunately for America's intelligence gatherers, ISIS is so new at World Conquest that they haven't yet learned that "loose lips sink ships" and they are tweeting away 24/7 about their imminent plan to invade Texas.
Word of this troubling development comes to us compliments of Judicial Watch, Fox News and Breitbart.com, to name a few, which seem to be the only media outlets that "anonymous government sources" are willing to speak with, at the moment.
So far, Judicial Watch's Investigative Bulletin: Imminent Terrorist Attack Warning By Feds on US Border wins, hands down, in the Official-Sounding Fear Factor category but I have to give Fox News first place for Creative Sourcing.
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